This page has eloped to Vegas with a bottle of whiskey, á la Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman circa ‘99

Now, this is the part where we’re supposed to apologise for the missing content. (We’re guessing it was about wedding photography? Filming your big day? The secret to a long- lasting marriage?)

But honestly? We’re pretty stoked – proud, even – that the lil’ rebel gave tradition the cheeky middle finger and high-tailed it outta’ here. Damn, we can’t wait to see the photos...

While we're waiting for it to surface after its bender, why don't you check out these options instead? (We promise they won’t ditch you at the altar.)